"I used to call people, then I got into...
mily is a terrorist y/y?
shitanasays: This is way worse than that time Adrien Brody neglected to shave and disappointed Mily. Not only because if Mily actually feels sorry for you and didn’t bother to provide you with grooming advice as well the number for a plastic surgeon, you may as well just excuse yourself and die already, but ALSO because this tweet poses the implication that she got past airport security. ...
shit ana says: deciphering modern text 101 →
shitanasays: …so I have a lot to work with here, but this tweet really stands alone and doesn’t need my commentary at all. HOWEVER. It’s important you know that Mily is sneaky as shit and despite her tendency to flail about, she is actually quite the wordsmith. Luckily for you and your stupid face, I…
this is hurting my brain so much. it’s like ruining my childhood. thedailywhat: Alternate Timeline of the Day: You may already know that Eric Stoltz was originally tapped for the role of Marty McFly in Back to the Future, but what you may not know is that director Robert Zemeckis had shot five full weeks of Stoltz as McFly before making the decision to recast. Never before seen footage...
Why are you so fancy jw.
i had tea and crumpets at a young age. Ask me anything
Did you know ilu?
will you prove it to me? Ask me anything
Will you marry me?
obvs. Ask me anything
Do you think the Jonas Brothers are threatened by...
only when they’re all hanging out at a d-bag convention together. other than that, no. Ask me anything
Is pine cone an American term?
only when it’s 40 feet wide. Ask me anything
PAPER. Ask me anything
you won me over.
i just wanted to say HI to all my followers. you guys are awesome and thanks for making my day. ilu bye.